Making fun of Jordan AKA Katie Price is as easy as breathing. Or easy as seeing people’s naked bits at Mardi Gras. Or easy as starting a flamewar on the Consumerist. Or easy as schtupping 14-year-olds at a Fundamentalist Mormon compound. Whatever, the lack of effort it takes to rag on Jordan doesn’t make it any less fun. The above is a pretty hilarious comparison. May I also add:

