Now, being 25 years old and having lived through some of the ugliest decades in history, I thought I knew ugly. Z Cavariccis, scrunchies, new agey bullshit, goth, mall goth, mall bangs, Mormon compound hair, “the Rachel”, shit, I thought I’d seen it all. That was because I didn’t know
Hot. Tranny. Mess. I was flexing my Google-fu this afternoon when I found this beaut’. It was on a Bulgarian weddings site, which I immediately thought must be some mail-order bride operation. But apparently not. Apparently this is legit Bulgarian fashion. The fuck YES it is! I officially love Bulgaria. Mr. Panda may have to re-route those honeymoon plans…
This dress looks like a wardrobe reject from To Wong Foo.. Miss Vita won’t even touch this sad, sad, polyester abortion. Chris March from Project Runway is going, “Pffft! Don’t look at me..” Really though, don’t ask me, because I don’t know. Really. This dress has knocked the wind from my sails.
There are pretty much no words for this dress, but if you want to try, that’s what the comment box is for. Happy snarking!