Category Archives: Elopement

Loves Me Not

Posted on June 11, 2008 by | 8 comments

That was pirate-speak, did you get it? Hoh-hoh! Have you noticed? The news is very gay lately. I don’t understand how the AFA can even stand it!

First, put on your bullshit goggles, because this is kind of priceless:

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Posted in Captain Emo, Culture Clash, Elopement, Gay Marriage, Love and Marriage, The Knot, Wedding Planning, Wedding Traditions

Exclusive! Breaking! Mariah Carey’s Wedding Dress!

Posted on May 1, 2008 by | 6 comments

Mariah Carey married Nick Cannon On Wednesday, and WE have the 1st pics of the blushing bride’s wedding dress. After the jump!

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Posted in Elopement, Fashion, Funny, Ugly Dress of the Week

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Hand in Glove

Posted on April 28, 2008 by | 10 comments

Welcome to my newest feature! I’ll be combing the Knot wedding profiles, online announcements, and magazines for people’s weddings to profile. But I can think of no better way to kick this puppy off than with a gallery of notable celebrity nuptuals:

Hand in glove

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Posted in Captain Emo, Elopement, Fashion, Funny, Hand in Glove, Introductions

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